One in a million..

Y'know, i'm not the only walking contradiction..

(Phone call)
V says: Eh C, i tell you, we seriously have to cut down on cigarettes.
C says: (I just woke up) Oh.. yea.. okay...
V says: Really. Everyday we're smoking.. it's not good for health y'know?
C says: Okay... yea..
V says: Gimme a minute uh.
THEN this contradicting person said in the background, "Uncle, Viceroy Menthol Light please.." Wtf. Woke me up just to tell me bullshit. @:
V says: Yea hello?
C says: WTF! $#^%&%*^*(&)&

Then, my vulgar word vomit came out. Lol. Okay, though she tell me crap, i still miss her la. We're going shopping. Saw this pair of shoes and i described them to her and she couldnt picture it in her mind. I dont blame her. It takes an artistic person to do so anyways. So.. being sucha nice and kind bestfriend, i drew her the shoe feeling rather.. accomplished. And the very first thing she said was... "what the fuck is that?!"

Great. Tell me, this type of bestfriend, where to find? Truly one in a million..
Lol.

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*Edited by her one in a million bestfriend, VHO.*
Hi there! I just wanna express my love fo CLAM.
I swear when she gets married, she would have to follow my surname no matter what.

So anyways. She was telling me...




I was being so patient (as usual).. Trying my ultimate best to picture that shoe out..
And this was what I received.



LOL! Thats my very adorable beloved girlfriend.
Very artistic indeed!!!!!

CLAM, I knew that was the shoe, I was to shock to react properly.
Nevertheless. I love you plenty till infinity..

That I would chase away the dark clouds when you're unhappy.
That I would cook instants and not burn your thumb fo you.
That I would pick peas and parsley out of your food.
That I would shelter you with that umbrella during rainy days.
That I would buy you cigarettes when you're upset. (LOL)

*now go grab that tissue and stop tearing after reading my heartfelt words.*


Love you manymany
Fuck you deepdeep

-vho.